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The Roloffs are back!!!! Yay! Monday nights are not the same without LPBW. I'm excited. These episodes are supposed to be totally about Jeremy and Zach in Europe. Sounds promising! It better not be sabotaged by a bunch of sound bytes back on the farm between Amy and Matt about the stupid marriage drama that kinda seems fake considering what Matt says on the net and the happy Hawaii pics.
The previews say Jeremy and Zach fight or have serious tension. My guess is it's fake preview hype. I wish TLC would understand that it would be fun for viewers to watch Jeremy and Zach travel without any big fights. An episode doesn't have to have arguing to be interesting to watching. It's too bad whenever there is stuff like this now I always think it's fake or greatly exaggerated and to give them a plot. I didn't remember thinking that back in the first season. I never thought the famous Amy yelling at Jeremy about soccer practice was fake.
Anyways, if they do get on each others nerves, I know who I am going to side with :) In one corner you have Jeremy. Always in a good mood. I saw from the preview how excited he was on the plane and to try on a kilt. Would there be a more fun person to vacation with than Jeremy? Always excited, always wanting to try something new. Always in a good mood. I read Shadow's comment about the preview videos and Jeremy. They are right! LOL. EVERYTHING Jeremy has does is something he always wanted to do. Everything that happens is the best experience ever. LOL. Zach actually said that about Jeremy in one of the episodes. Some people might laugh at it, but I think that's part of Jeremy's charm.
In the other corner is moody Zach. Can't forget him being miserable in the van. He was worse than Jacob and that's saying something! Then his big temper tantrum in New Orleans. Even Jeremy said it was a downer trying to have a good time when someone wants to be miserable and lets everyone know it. That was when Zach was complaining that Amy didn't know how to read him when he's throwing temper tantrums. Then he demanded a plane ticket home...
If Jer and Zach have some tension, who is likely to be the cause of it? :)
I'm looking forward to seeing Jeremy enjoy himself tonight. We'll get to see Jeremy in a kilt. Like somebody else said on here, c'mon, you know everyone is hoping for a big gust of wind when Jer is wearing the kilt! lol.
The countdown is less than 4 hours away! Yay!
The episode begins!!
*Roloffs at home around the table talking about going to Europe. Matt tries to be funny. The kids give strange looks. Sad to say, but my reaction to this stuff now is it all seems so forced, like they're just trying to be entertaining for the camera.
*The doorbell rings. It's a package for Jer and Zach! Backpacks for Europe.
*Jer and Zach barn bite (this is when they talk to the camera in the barn setting! That's what Matt calls this part of the show. "Barn bites") about their relationship. They say when they were young they used to be really close, but argued a lot. Then they grew apart and did their own things. Jeremy says they didn't hang out much in senior year. Jeremy hung out with the buds and Zach stayed around Molly and her friends.
*Jer and Zach packing in their room. Jeremy rubber bands all of his socks together. Haha.
*Zach says now that he's older he can't stink...he said before he could get away with not wearing clean clothes but now he needs to spend time packing to bring more stuff....then he decides to say that during the Utah dude ranch trip he only wore 2 pairs of underwear the whole trip...Jer says that meant Zach wore the same pair for 3 days. Zach says it was uncomfortable....Jeremy, along with all the millions watching are grossed out! Can Zach really not think about the reaction of millions to this kind of stuff? LOL.
*Matt tells Zach to get along with Jeremy on the trip. Cue the drama. They're talking like they're going to have a knock em down drag em out fight and they'll never speak for the rest of their lives. Matt hopes they don't argue too much.
*Amy drives them to the airport. She asks them if they brought shampoo and deodorant....hmm, not stinking and smelling good must be a theme this season. LOL. :)
*A lot of talk about Jer and Zach being on their own and how they'll do. I'm not into this. They're with the crew and the producers! They're friends! But we're supposed to believe this hoax. Jer and Zach all around in the world with no one to help. How will they survive?
*The preview video scene with Jer on the plane all excited. How can people not love him? He's so giddy with excitement.
*They arrive in Scotland. Jeremy says they didn't sleep on the plane (why not??) so he's been up 36 hours straight.
*Jeremy has only rode the bus once or twice in his life and now they need to ride the Bus...
*They walk around searching for the place they're staying at like they're lost. The camera shows the correct place on the other side of the street. Jeremy and Zach act clueless. Yawn. I'm sure the producer and camera crew standing behind them helped them out...
*They get to their room. Zach wants to sleep. Jeremy wants to explore. He hears bagpipes and is off to check them out while Zach sleeps. Jer talks about how it's kind of a bummer that his first ever time in Scotland he's exploring alone.
*I have to throw Zach a bone if the info we were told was true. If you haven't slept, you haven't slept. Apparently Jeremy is superman that never sleeps. lol.
*Lots of talk about how Jeremy is trying to get Zach out of his comfort zone to try things.
*Jeremy and Zach go to a Scottish pub. Jeremy orders haggis (sheep intestines, yum!) and a beer. Jeremy drinks!!!! Zach takes a sip. I'm sure I heard Zach's voice over said "my first beer". Yeah right. :) Jeremy loves it all. He's just a beer drinking, haggis eating, no sleeping maniac.
*It's a new day. Awwwwww! That's the problem with LPBW. We get all this staged drama about tension, but I think the audience, at least me, would rather see the reality! Lets see what Jeremy is like after he downs that huge beer and a few others. lol. But they skipped all of that. Thumbs down to LPBW editors.
*They're with "Kenny" to wear kilts. Zach snarks about how Jeremy "apparently" says it was his life long dream to wear a kilt.
*Kenny tells them they must go "commando" underneath the kilts. Kenny is *really* excited about it! Jer is too!
*Jeremy says he's excited because how often does he get a chance to wear a skirt?....Oh Jeremy. You don't realize the fuel you're giving the "Jer is gay" people. lol.
*Jer goes commando and holds his boxers in the air as proof! Yay! Kenny and Jeremy unite over Jer's initiation into manhood. Zach does it too but there doesn't seem to be the same level of excitement. Jeremy calls it going "nudie booty, nothing on down stairs". Gotta Love Jeremy's expressions.
*Now they go to try playing bag pipes. Gotta say Jeremy's arms are huge when he's shown folding his arms! Very nice! :)
*More talk about how Jer was trying to get Zach out of his element. I'm not feeling all of this talk. These are all done in voice over. They seem pretty normal to me in real time film.
*They climb a tall in kilts. I caught Jer holding his kilt down in the high wind. Darn!
*They show the preview commercial for the new season. I noticed that the beer scene in the commercial was different than what we saw at the Haggis place. Jeremy must have had lots of beer on this trip :)
*As this episode comes to an end, Zach talks about the "tension" with Jer and says overall their journey together was a positive experience. It's a happy ending, Jeremy says they are trying to be best pals again.
*Jer and Zach have a couple of days in London. They look at Big Ben. Walk a lot. Zach says they have tension because Jeremy wants to just walk and find stuff that way, Zach likes to have a plan. Jeremy is asking directions a lot (or they could probably just ask their producer or their camera crew :)
*They cut to Molly, Jake and Amy at home. Oh no, Amy is worried because they haven't called. Oh Amy, I'm sure the crew would have called you if they had died or something. lol. The way Amy was talking it was like they were headed off to war. I don't think Amy was this concerned when Matt was in Iraq.
*Jeremy and Zach, still alive in London, see kids playing soccer in a park. Jer joins in. Zach doesn't want to play. Jer barn bites again about how he's trying to get Zach out of his comfort zone. Zach says he'll say hello to people but he isn't into "Bs-ing with people like Jeremy". Um Zach, it's called being social!
*Zach eventually kicks the ball with them and seems to have fun. He bonds with some dude over Chelsea football.
*They head to the London Eye, Zach is worried because it's their last day in an English speaking country.
*More talk about how they're getting on each others nerves. I am so not feeling this stuff. It's all done in voice overs. While they play them talking about all this tension, they show them walking a few feet in front of each other. Big deal. Wow, they don't talk every second. Big tension! Much ado about nothing, imo.
*Back at home Matt calls Jeremy. He hopes they get lost to show them that's what the world is like. Er, Matt, in the real world they wouldn't have a camera crew and a producer guiding them ;)
*They're trying to find a train to Amsterdam. They almost get lost waiting at the wrong spot. Suddenly they figure out the right place. Gee I wonder if the crew tipped them off.
*Shameless shallow moment but hey, this is why people really watch! The best part about watching them wander around the train station is Jeremy's very tight jeans :)
*They had a "close call" with finding the train but are headed to Amsterdam. They read up on the Red Light district, talk about how prostitution is legal there...Jer and Zach are both trying to act like they think it's so bad.
*They go to eat. Cue more talk about how Jeremy is trying to get Zach out of his element to try stuff. They go for Indonesian food.
*Jeremy "cons" Zach into eating a hot pepper and they both find that hilarious.
*The Red Light District! Hopefully this will be good since they've been building up to it. Zach says Jer was excited but he didn't really want to go, but went anyway....they walk through a street. Jeremy says you can see how it's different, you can smell it......haha yes and we all know what they're smelling...I'm sure Jer has smelled that smell before, imo! :) lol.
*Zach says they didn't like the Red Light district very much because they felt like by walking through it they were supporting it......hmm. Whoever is in charge of the TLC marketing campaign as a family friendly show will be proud of that.
*Again, more tension talk. Zach says Jer gets frustrated with him but doesn't communicate it with him and then he gets frustrated with Jeremy for not communicating. Again this is all in voice overs. In the real film I'm not seeing any of this tension.
*Oh here it comes! Quote of the show. Jeremy: "What I would give to have Mueller here." Zing to Zach!
*Yay. Jeremy in a towel! Kilt and commando talk aside, this is the first bit of Jeremy's body that we've seen all hour :)
*More voice over tension talk.
*They end with Jeremy saying although there was tension between them he wouldn't trade that time with Zach for anything.....er...actually Jer, you just said that you would give anything to be on the trip with Mueller instead of Zach so I guess you would trade something - Zach for Mueller! I don't blame him. We all know this episode (if they had shown us everything) would have been more ...interesting if it was just Jeremy and Mueller.
That's it for this week. Overall, great to have LPBW back and great to have a full hour of Jeremy and Zach. But on the downside, I don't like that they skipped over the real fun stuff at night, after all those beers. I think we all know what really happens is the crew puts the cameras down, then they all hit the town, that would be the real interesting stuff to see! :)
The other part I didn't like was all the tension talk. Like I said, I wasn't feeling it. I don't think there was any real tension. Jeremy is more excited to see stuff, but tension? I wasn't feeling it.