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Written by Expressed
*It starts with Amy pulling into the garage. She's pissed because there's bikes laying in her parking spot. She parks behind Matt's car...or let's be honest, one of Matt's many cars.
Matt gets pissed Amy blocked his car. Matt explains how many spots he has, how many Amy has, how many Jeremy has, how many Zach and Molly have....I think this is a sign that they might have too many cars. It's times like this I think back to Amy's quote about her charity foundation, that they can only have so much stuff. Yeah. Hmmmm.
*Amy and Molly are planting a garden. Matt puts a mound of dirt where she was going to plant her garden. Matt's decided to expand the chicken coup in the exact space Amy is going to have her garden. He moves some out play structure. Jeremy helps him move it but then says he doesn't want to get caught in the middle. Jer fesses up, he thinks it's ridiculous Matt is putting it in the exact spot Amy wants to have her garden.
*Btw if you don't follow stuff closely, the chickens and the sign about Dudley is still there...Dudley is dead. Matt said there was an animal attack, maybe coyotes (or Jeremy and his friends??) and Dudley and his hens were slaughtered. They leave that detail out of this episode...
*Amy's pissed Matt put the structure right by her garden, she works in it anyway.
*Matt and Jeremy. By the way, anyone else noticing that this season is featuring a lot of Matt with Jeremy as his helper. Is this the spin off Matt was hinting about? There seems to be a lot of Jeremy helping Matt and they do things together this season. Anyway, they are getting bees. Matt says it will help with pumpkins? Ok.
*They get into beekeeper suits that basically look like space suits. Jeremy cracks up and says he's going to say what everyone thinks, little people look adorable whenever they dress up in outfits. I don't really think that honestly but it's nice to see Jeremy amused :)
*Matt and Amy argue about the chicken coup vs garden. I find this boring. Matt thinks Amy should be grateful he wants to do that. He says he arranged the dirt. They argue because it came from farm money. Matt says it's him, Amy says she lives on the farm, so it's her money too. Matt gives in and moves the structure, but it's many months later because her garden has grown in.
*The bee guys comes out. The Roloffs have honey! Jeremy tastes it. He is excited. Like really, super excited. I bet it does taste really good. Jer says it is really rewarding. I'm surprised they didn't get attacked when they took off their gloves to taste it.
*Amy's working in her garden. She runs inside. She has a bee up her pants! She calls Jake into the bathroom. He's wearing head gear. Must be some video game stuff. He laughs. Amy is in the kitchen behind the counter. Jeremy walks in, with a buzzed hair. He doesn't like that Amy's in her underwear. He's embarrassed. Amy wants him to be sympathetic to her pain. Jeremy turns his back. Yeah, I can see why a 20 year old guy doesn't want to see his mom running around the kitchen in her underwear.
*Commercial for the "final season". But I notice these commercials aren't really from the final episode, but they make everything sound like that. Is that Jake driving? It is! I think Jeremy is letting him drive his BMW? Dramatic music plays as Jeremy says it's amazing all the Roloffs are home at the same time. Amy tells Matt that "your life will change dramatically". I'm curious how they're going to end the show (still weeks away!) when they have never, ever acknowledged that they have a show on the show.
*The first thing after the commercial is the same clip of Jeremy minus the dramatic music. He says it's amazing all the Roloffs are home at the same time. Jeremy has longer hair now. They go outside. We're supposed to think this is the family meal Amy was getting from her garden when she got stung. They eat outside on the deck.
End of show.
Sorry I didn't have more commentary in this review, but there wasn't much to say! I thought it was a really boring episode. The big drama was the Matt putting the play set chicken coup by Amy's garden...he moved it later.