Sunday, December 11, 2011

2nd Little People, Big World Roloff Special Preview -- December 11th, 2011

The 2nd Roloff/Little People, Big World special will air tonight on TLC.

Here is the preview from TLC:

Little People Big World: Holiday Surprise: " As Matt is about to turn 50 he worries that his best days are behind him. But a series of family surprises on his birthday prove to him that the best in life is yet to come."

Rap541 has offered to give a brief preview and will recap the episode after the show.

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Written by Rap541


Is Matt's birthday really a *holiday* now? Is "Roloff Punkin Season" now on Oregon school calenders? Do we really want to watch an hour of Matt kvetching how he's becoming an old goat who will soon be in a wheelchair and how his little body is just breaking down? Oh wait - we've got at least two episodes per season if not more of that already, including one that shows Matt in late 2009 bravely telling the family he was told he needed spinal surgery in six months... surgery that never happened! Despite his desperate need.

Ok seriously - who wants to bet we get a lot of Matt complaining and the series of surprises are well orchestrated events for the camera like the "birthday bash" that he announced in April, and like Jeremy returning home for the birthday bash which will be claimed as a surprise even though Matt is fully aware of contractual obligations requiring it. Then, because the holiday just passed, we'll have a faux Thanksgiving that won't mention that it didn't actually happen on Thanksgiving since the Roloffs were mostly in BVIs and Jeremy was at friends... but we'll see that myth of togetherness I am sure.

17 comments:

Greg said...

Jeremy will be presented as the wholesome caring son that returned home just to see his dear ol dad and give another heart wrenching barn bite delivery that comes from his heart...er...the script...of him waxing poetically about how Matt inspires him every day of his life.

Porcupine Pie said...

Hey! What happened to the hilarious post last night about Jeremy and Muellers "code" discussion? And Rap "decoded"it too, it was great! Maybe I've finally lost it and imagined the whole thing........

BeckyM said...

Pumpkins? And I want to watch this two weeks before Christmas for what reason???

Ashley said...

Porcupine Pie, you're not crazy! I saw it too! It sheds a lot of light about what Jeremy and Mueller do together! Any guesses how they will spend their time over Christmas break? hehehe.

Brittany said...

Porcupine, what are you talking about? What happened? What did Jeremy and Mueller do now? I miss all the good things!!!

Pumpkin said...

Don't forget the faux crisis - OH NOES!!! Amy has mixed up her calendar, and MIGHT NOT BE THERE FOR MATT'S BIRTHDAY! Whatever will happen? Will Matt be bitterly disappointed? Or will Amy miraculously rearrange things so she can make the big day? [Don't] tune in to find out!

LOL...yawn...

Podge/Rodge groupie said...

Calm down, people. There are rumors that the Little People Big SPECIAL takes precedence and if you are patient, all will be revealed later, and more! Nobody will miss a thing.
Rap - The idea of Jeremy James Jesus (I thought I'd resurrect that in your honor, pun intended!) coming home for his and Zs birthday? Hmmm. It adds relevance to a project you were working on that I'm adding to from my personal experience. Also, I seriously hope you would not think of wasting your time doing a full recap of the episode. We will all feel sad for you, for the waste of your time. But NOT Expressed LOL!

Oh, I'm just all-a-twitter with anxious anticipation!! Bring on the lies! Bring on the false and scripted story line! Bring on the false emotions, false events, false sharing, false togetherness, false teeth!

Porcupine Pie said...

Oh, I don't know if it was from Facebook, but it was between Jer and Mueller with all sorts of code words about drinking, getting high with Zach, you know those nice "Christian" boys.....and Rap basically translated it. It was hilarious! I don't know how Spirits got it, but it went away last night. I wonder if someone got into trouble with it?

Porcupine Pie said...

I forgot to say thanks to Ashley, for confirming that I'm not crazy! (yet) :)

IslandGirl said...

The Roloffs are a nice family that have so much love for each other. Why don't all of you find something productive to do rather than beating up on people.

WeLoveJEREMY said...

I hope they show more of sexy Jeremy!! his gay fans want more shirtless/barefoot Jeremy!!

Aiden said...

Here's to hoping Rap's recap won't be TOO cynical.

Tee said...

Why do you watch the show?

Paco said...

I feel like I heard of these last 2 specials less than 24 hours before they aired. Did I miss the announcement or something? When will the others be on?

Pumpkin said...

I feel like I heard of these last 2 specials less than 24 hours before they aired.

Because TLC is over the Roloffs, realizes the ratings are going to suck, and so prefers not to waste air time advertising them. Remember, TLC cancelled the show - it's not like there was a mutual lovefest going on at the end. The specials were most likely a sop to keep court-happy Matt from suing them. Costs less to film a couple of crappy shows than to pay attorneys.

krisa said...

Tee, for me, watching LPBW is like watching a sport.

Rap541 said...

Tee, for me, watching LPBW gives me the same laughs that listening to William Shatner performing "Rocketman".

Ego out of control is always hilarious. Matt did an entire hour long special on how he's a big boy and his special fiftieth birfday s a super duper big deal and he's so popular!!!

What *was* the holiday here? Was it "MATT ROLOFF DAY"? And what grown man that is secure of himself and his place in the world needs this much attention? Really? Matt turns fifty and baby needs his whole family kissing his ass and a tv special and has the unmitigated gall to bitch to the cameras that he, a fifty year old man who has made no bones about how proud of himself he is to skip out on family events because he's so gosh darn special he can't bear to waste his time on his *first born kids graduating high school*, is soooo disapointed that his wife dared work on his birthday!

Oh and Tee, heck out the mattroloff.com forums where Matt's special little boardies are calling out Amy for her horrible decision to not cancel her work plans and please please please explainto me how Matt has the god blessed rght to condone people he doesn't know publically badmouthing his wife on the board *he* owns. Tee? Tee? You don't like hate... please give an opinion on the HATE Matt Roloff tolerates towards his wife and even rewards with special personal phone calls to the woman who badmouths his wife the most.

AFter all you don't like the negativity... are you ok with the negativity on Matt's forums... or is it a KISS MATT'S ASS AND MATT HAS THE RIGHT TO HATE HATERS view that you take? :)

Please explain to the class why Matt's fans are free to badmouth Matt's wife :) As a *Christian* man shouldn't Matt be just a tad offended?