Review written by Rap541
Honestly the endless recap of the recap shows is so ridiculous. I gave up last night on the endless redo of the marriages. There’s a sneak peak where Matt is pissed that Amy did donuts in the field…. Really its kinda weird. Also the clips from season one are sad…
So new episode!
Oh look more endless recaps! People are meeting with divorce attorneys. There’s tennis and whale watching. Amy tells Matt to shove it up it his ass, and Matt has health issues.
Credits have vaguely changed in an updated way. We start with Amy and Lisa? Amy is all “I am an empty nester and divorced!” Amy notes how weird it is that they are divorcing but Matt is 100 feet away and will know she’s dating. Lisa basically recommends a lesbian outing of all women where all the girls show up and get crazy.
Meanwhile in Bend. Auj and OfAuj jog in female running panties. OfAuj is all “I’m not a woman even though Auj makes all the decisions”. They make small talk over Jer’s bathroom habits that irritate Auj.
Meanwhile in Portland, Zach and Tory are buying the special ones a gift. They’re going to bring a house warming gift. They’re thrift shopping and Tory notes the Jer/Auj match will drink with new toys.
Matt notes the divorce is finalizing and there’s a lot of assets. Matt is going out and Amy is having a “progressive dinner” – which in her description sounds like she’s going to tour her pals around the farm. Matt is all “Amy having fun is all work for me”
Do we all sense the impending doom?
Zach and Tory want to bring the dog to Jer’s place since they are considering Sully their kid. Jer is all “eww dog hair and the dog needs to be isolated in the garage” – Tory is very worried that Auj won’t be cool with the furry dog.
Apparently Zach and Tory will be the first to see the new Bend place.The house seems nice. Jer and Auj try to ignore how irritated they are with the dog barking while locked in the garage.Zach and Tory are pleased that the dog is allowed in the house while Jer notes that his landlord hates dog damage. I see where this is going even before the commercials.
Matt notes how he does all of the work and the family basically is a bunch of useless assholes who make work for him. Amy is planning the “progressive dinner” which I wish she’d define. Amy just wants to have fun as an empty nester.
Meanwhile back in Bend, Tory makes breakfast and feeds her dog and listens to Auj’s terror at the idea that Tory might want a place on the farm. Jer also expresses to Zach how he will take over the farm.
Meanwhile Sully has done dog stuff and is shamed. Kids? Seriously? Don’t insist the dog is welcome if your landlord will die over the damage.
Of course the dog who is you know, a dog, scratches stuff. I totally sense, based on the whole tense atmosphere, that Auj and OfAuj weren’t so super cool over it but then there was hiking.
Amy plans her progressive dinner and sleepover. They’re off to the castle to have snack? Amy talks about how she left every thing to marry Matt.
Back in Bend, Jer chooses rockclimbing even tho Zach doesn’t like it. Auj and OfAuj love the rockclimbing. Zach isn’t as fond but does it because he’s basically being shamed on camera.
Back at the castle everyone is smoking the ganja and Amy is all crazy on the mule. I bet Matt will be pissed.
Now in Bend Jer asks about the newlyweds. They all talk about spending. OfAuj is appalled at how Auj isn’t as clean and neat as he is. Tory hates Zach’s cereal bowl issues. Zach and Tory are cute.
At the progressive dinner, the main course is at the fire pit. Amy is enjoying the farm. She also wants a girls retreat.
At Bend, Auj and OfAuj plan to stay at Bend for a few years. They also want multiple kids. Zach and Tory want kids. OfAuj is worried about the farm.
Since rumor has it that Molly and Jacob and Isobel were around for the Bend trip, I am amused at how they were cut. Molly especially since she’s not the bad sibling.
Now Amy’s dinner group is having dessert in the barn! Amy is still awed that her friends showed up, which is kinda sad and I feel for her. Next day, Matt is all about bitching over donuts that if OfAuj had made them, he’d be all “OMG my boy is a man!”. Matt turns this into “I had no idea a party meant damage” – Amy is all “I’m open but I am not simply saying yes to everything”.
In upcoming events look, Auj is now at the farm doing stuff while Matt and Amy argue. I wonder who wants the farm!
*Plus points for anyone who understands why I am calling Jeremy “OfAuj” :D
Written By Podge/Rodge groupie
Written By Podge/Rodge groupie