Review by Rap541
And we’re back to the land of little people and big dysfunction! Sorry the recap wasn’t in quickly. The big change for *me* this that I no longer have cable and went to antenna and streaming so I had to wait until TLC was giving this away to recap it.
The credits now feature more grown up scenes of the kids. Jacob and Molly are still listed as cast. Tori and Audrey are not. We start with Zach and Tori and the messy baby house and it’s mostly Zach moaning how hard it is to be a mom. Tori gets into how she loves being a mom but it’s a lot of work and she apparently had her own breast feeding issues but gutted it out. Funny how she didn’t whine all over Instagram about it. Jackson apparently has no real LP issues so far.
Tori is planning a father’s day party with Zach, Matt, Jeremy, and grandpa Ron. That sounds sweet.
At Amy’s house, she’s loving being a grandma. We get home movies of the kids. Amy does makeup and notes how happy she is as a divorced woman and is ok with Matt being across the way. Chris apparently still doesn’t have a key to the gate but snuck in. We get a montage of Chris being nice. Next up, Chris and Amy doing a fun bar date. Amy likes going out and doing new things. Chris wants to paraglide and maybe take the boys with him. Amy plans to do Father’s day at Zach’s place and invites Chris along. Chris seems pleased as he does a confession. Huh. Chris is in a confessional holding Amy… Interesting.
At Jeremy and Auj’s fixer upper, Auj whines about pregnancy. Jeremy whines about how the new house hasn’t been updated since the 1970s. Did you not notice that when you were buying it, son? They aren’t living at the slop pile and it’s ten weeks out. He says it will take two weeks, then three. Auj openly doubts that timeline. She mentions how this makes her cry. Ohnoes! Auj had sharp stabbing pains and needs to see the doctor!
Back on the farm Matt is driving an off road vehicle. He loves the farm and loves the kids and loves spending time but life goes fast blah blah blah… He makes a point of differentiating between the lil farmers and lil farmettes because Matt Roloff knows cock is better than vagina, no girl will be a *farmer*, girl Roloffs are consigned to the useless “farmettes”.
He lets us know how he loves Caryn. He then notes how coexisting with Amy has ups and downs. He tells Amy about the low key BBQ he’s having for Zach on Father’s day with grandpa Ron etc. He then whines in the confessional how yet again he’s angry that so many of the events “default over” to Amy’s house. Matt notes openly that while Tori and Auj are invited, Caryn and Amy are not because he *doesn’t want any drama*. He then smirks like a little bitch over it. Amy seems rather chill over it. They head off to check out the pirate ship. Matt makes it about the pirate ship being the heart of the farm. Amy notes that sometimes Matt needs to be reigned in.
Matt moves on to how he’s having trouble with his eyes and Amy is all “you’re always dying”. Matt primly notes he’s not dying any more. Amy shoots back how she had to deal with his “I’m dying” routine for years and years. She decides that’s good that he’s not dying, and Matt goes for the kill with “I thought you’d be disappointed”.
Amy then lobs “No. The kids would be sad.” And Matt loses this round of “Snide Comments”.
Amy begins the “maybe we need to reassess the business arrangement” storyline. Boring.
Auj heads over to Tori’s to make Father’s Day gifts. Tori has an overly craftsy idea for doing a photo. Not my taste but I can see how it would be fun. They also make casts of Jackson’s feet for ornaments.
Amy and one of her friends talk about her plan to make Zach dinner and bring Chris and avoid Matt’s party. She’s overly nervous about Chris popping in. Amy’s friend drinks a lot of wine.
Now Zach is taking Jackson over to Jeremy’s. He notes how the car seat is awkward. Zach openly wonders if Jer’s house is safe for babies. Considering the Instagram reveal of the mold problem, probably not. Jeremy notes how the baby smells of poo. Auj and Jer openly mock Zach forgetting the kid’s diaper bag. Nice.
Now Matt and Zach and Tori are out for lunch with the baby. Oh, Caryn is there and Matt doesn’t mention any concerns about the kids seeing Caryn. Caryn is ALSO in a confessional, btw.
Back at Zach and Tori’s, Jer and Auj watch as Zach feeds the baby. Jeremy notes how inconvenient vomiting babies are. Auj tells Tori her tale of stabbing pains. Tori rather calmly notes in a confessional that it sounds like Auj is pregnant.
Amy takes Chris shopping for deck chairs for Zach. Chris thinks it’s a nice gift. Amy notes how fussy her kids are. Good god, Amy, stop making this particular molehill into a mountain. Chris will get along with the kids or not. Tori and Zach are pretty mellow and love the new deck furniture and Zach loves the speed he is moving at with fatherhood. Chris seems pleasant. Zach’s back yard kind of sucks.
Jer and Auj are off to the doc. She’s worried about the severe pain. She’s also wearing a pair of shorts that would make a whore blush. She goes on and on about how rattled she was. Basically, they’re playing up the drama at this point.
Yeah, nothing is wrong. Also, anyone who wants to argue her panties that barely covered her bits were for the exam only, I note that she walked out the door of the doctor’s exam wearing them. Methinks Auj loves showing her skin. Quite the modest Christian mother she is.
Amy and Chris ride off on Father’s Day. He’s customized his chopper for her. That screams he’s into her, I totally think that. Amy moves the “things are up in the air about the farm” storyline a bit.
At Matt’s place, sure enough the girls were invited so that they could set up the food and drinks and basically be “farmettes” to the menfolk. Matt, who desperately wants events at his place, doesn’t have to lift a finger. Zach wanders in and lets Tori know the new umbrella for the new deck furniture blew away and is basically destroyed. Jeremy and his unkempt hair is flung about. Hmmm basically Matt did *nothing* for this party. The photo idea was really cool in the end. The event gets a lil overblown at the end with more photo takes in the field but nice.